The Little Mermaid Script. For a printer friendly version of this script, click here. An ocean. Birds are flying and. From the fog a ship appears. Sailors Ill tell you a tale of. And its hey to the starboard. Look out, lad, a mermaid be. In mysterious fathoms below. Eric Isnt this great The. Grimsby Leaning over side. Oh. Sailor 1 A fine strong wind and. King Triton must be in a friendly type mood. Eric King Triton Sailor 2 Why, ruler of the. Thought every good sailor knew about him. Grimsby MerpeopleWill Ferrell and Amy Poehler star in The House, an unfocused comedy thats always about two steps from being actually amusing. Ive been the officiant for 3 of my friends weddings and this script I wrote has worked every, single time. Take it, make it your own, and have fun EveryStep is a free browser automation tool that records every step of a web transaction, replaying the script in a real browser. Web testing made easy. The Argument Sketch. A man walks into an office. 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Excitement, adventure, danger lurking around every corn. YAAAAHHHHHHHH Ariel He sees a skull, crashes into pillar. Ariel Oh, are you okay Flounder Yeah sure, no problem. Ariel Shhh. Seeing a. Oh my gosh Oh my gosh Have you ever seen anything so. Flounder Wow, coolBut, err. Ariel I dont know. But I bet. Scuttle will. Puts fork in bag. Skark swims by outside. Flounder What was that Did you. Ariel Distracted by pipe. Hmm, I wonder what this one is Flounder Ariel. Ariel Flounder, will you relax. Nothing is going to happen. Flounder Seeing Shark looming. AAHHHH Run Run Were gonna dieShark chases. Ariels bag is hung up. She goes back for it. Shark almost gets them. They head for porthole. Oh No They crash through and go round. Flounder gets knocked silly but Ariel saves him and. Shark You big bully. THBBBTTTT. Shark snaps at him. Ariel Laughing. Flounder, you. Flounder I am not. On surface. Scuttle on his. Ariel Scuttle Scuttle Looking through the. Whoa Mermaid off the port. Ariel, how you doin kid Lowers telescope to reveal Ariel. Whoa, what a swim Ariel Scuttle look what we. Flounder Yeah we were in this. Scuttle Human stuff, huh Hey. Picks up fork. Look at this. Wow this is special. Ariel What What is it Scuttle Its a dinglehopper Humans use these little babies. See just a little twirl here an a yank there and. You got an aesthetically pleasing configuration of hair. Ariel A dinglehopper Flounder What about that one Scuttle Holding pipe Ah. I havent seen in years. This is wonderful A banded. Ariel and Flounder Oohhh. Scuttle Now, the snarfblat. Got very boring. So. Allow me. Scuttle blows into the pipe seaweed pops out the other end. Ariel Music Oh, the concert Oh my gosh, my fathers gonna kill me Flounder The concert was todayScuttle Still contemplating. Maybe you could make a little planter out of it or. Ariel Uh, Im sorry, Ive gotta. Thank you Scuttle. Waves. Scuttle Anytime sweetie. Cut to Flotsam and Jetsam, then. Ursula in background watching magic projection of Ariel. Ursula Yeeeeeees, hurry home. We wouldnt want to miss old daddys celebration, now. Huh Celebration indeed. Bah In MY day, we had. I lived in the palace. Train Traffic Control Games. And now, look at. Well, Ill give em something to celebrate soon. Flotsam Jetsam I want you to keep an extra close watch. She may be the key to. Tritons undoing. Fade to the palace throne room. Ariel is being admonished. Triton I just dont know what. Ariel Daddy, Im sorry, I just. Triton As a result of your. Sebastian Careless and reckless. Triton the entire celebration. Sebastian Well, it was ruined Thats all. Completely destroyed This concert was to be the. Now thanks to you I am the. Flounder But it wasnt her. Ah well first, ahh, this shark chased us yeah. And we tried to but we couldnt and grrrrrrrrr and. But then this. seagull came, and it was this is this, and that is that, and. Triton Seagull What Oh you. DIDNT YOU Ariel Nothing happened. Triton Oh, Ariel, How many. You couldve been seen by one of. Ariel Daddy, theyre not. Triton Theyre dangerous. Do. you think I want to see my youngest daughter snared by some. Ariel Im sixteen years old. Im not a child anymore. Triton Dont you take that tone. As long as you live under my ocean. Ariel But if you would just. Triton Not another word and I. NEVER to hear of you going to the surface again. Is. that clear Ariel leaves, crying. Sebastian Hm Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch, they swim. Triton Do you, er, think I I. Sebastian Definitely not. Why. if Ariel was my daughter, Id show her who was boss. None of this. flitting to the surface and other such nonsense. No. sir Id keep her under tight control. Triton Youre absolutely right. Sebastian Of course. Triton Ariel needs constant. Sebastian Constant. Triton Someone to watch over. Sebastian All the time. Triton And YOU are just the. Cut to Sebastian walking down. Sebastian How do I get myself. I should be writing symphonies not. Sees Ariel and. Flounder sneaking off and follows. Hmm What is that girl up to He barely makes it into cave and sees Ariels collection. Huh Flounder Ariel, are you okay Ariel If only I could make him. I just dont see things the way he does. I dont see. how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad. Look at this stuff. Wouldnt you think my. Wouldnt you think Im the girl. The girl who has evrything Look at this trove. Treasures untold. How many wonders can one cavern. Lookin around here youd think. Sure, shes got everything. Ive got gadgets and gizmos. Ive got whozits and whatzits. You want thingamabobs I wanna be where the people are. Wanna see em dancin. Walkin around on those. Whadya call em oh feet. Flippin your fins you dont get. Legs are required for jumpin.